Feline Fashionista Prints

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I've been out of work three times this year but I always seem to land on my feet."

Too cute for comfort.

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'...we're having you declawed.'

Cat

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

The Cat Spa

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Platform Shows.

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Guess who's gone viral."

Cats drinking cocktails

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat