Feline Fanatics Prints

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'

Thank You

Be a friend.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Whole life will cover all 9 lives. The term policy will only cover you for lives lost during the term.'

'I hate surprises!'

"I love what you've done to the place."

Cats and Gift Bags

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

Evolution of the Cat.

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'You've survived nine downsizings! How do you do it?!'

Can't Believe This Just Happened

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat at desk, using mouse tail as a spike for filing papers

Insomnia Free Zone

I'm sorry we taught that cat to use the toilet.

Cat Heaven

Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

PIZZA FOR CATS

"I see you have a cat."

'Hey, is this rigged, or what?'

"This never happened."

Hissing booth Free hisses

"Geez man. Who keeps a mouse for a pet anyway."

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"