Feline Chess Master Pillows

"And.... Checkmate

Cat in a tank...

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"What happened to what cat?"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Cat on the violin

Cat boxer

Dogs running in their dreams

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Hello, Kitty!"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Do you have any more photos of your mom? I'm training the cat not to scratch the furniture.'

I know this is the first day of the rest of my life, but if were a cat, and I had nine lives, would that make this the first life of the rest of my day

Conducting Cats

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."