Feline Behavior Observer Mugs

"Does this box make me look fat?"

"Well, I think it's a BIG improvement over how he used to play with them after he caught them!"

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

The life of penguins.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

"He's into binge fetching."

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

'And once more with feeling.'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."