Feelings Liberator T-Shirts

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Men can show their emotions!

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Freedom

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Internal Prisons

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

Vacuuming Up the Mood

'Now then, Mr. Grumpypants, if we're to get along we'll have to turn that frown upside down...'

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Prozzac"

Get-Well Cards For Moods

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

"And lately I've been feeling very sluggish!"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.