Feeling Overworked Mugs

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Death Boss

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Dunhomin"

Working Vacation.

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'I worked my butt off again.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."