Fee-fighting Hero Prints

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"How much if I pedal?"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

Man looking at the cartes de visite of the lawyers in chancery lane

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Super Six

"Take a seat, Mr. Duffy - that will be fifty pounds."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

Some airlines are charging for coffee and water. Brilliant efficiency, but also a threat. To us? We're a caf

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

'We thought that you'd want to keep up with your work at the office.'

That'll be $4.75. What? What are you talking about? I already paid $8.50 for this cup of warm milk. That was to drink for a one-minute trial period. To continue drinking, you must pay an additional $4.75. Surely you read the fine print. Pardon me while I form a mob.

Everyone smile and say FEES

"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

'You know Grace, these little glasses make it easy to spot all the hidden fees!'

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

Tax inspector for ordinary people vs. Tax inspector for multinationals.

'He arrives before and leaves after everyone else...probably homeless.'

"The computer accidentally charged you $12,974 for your meal. The good news is we can get that changed within a year or two."