Federal Worker Mugs

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Federal Worker Pay

The Worst Job in the World

"You're furloughed as a non-essential employee."

"U as in unemployed, F as in federal employee, G as in government shutdown. . ."

Trump's Shutdown

"I don't like it either, but at least we're getting paid again."

Next Shutdown

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Capital Tours

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Politicians are from Uranus.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Whine and cheezed party."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."