Feathered Friends Fanatic Prints

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'Remarkable: It's not often you see an ostrich this far north in Minnesota.'

Peahen and Peacock

"I'm sorry, son. My father was bald, I'm bald and you're likely to be bald too."

"In all my years bird-watching that's the first time I've ever seen that happen."

Geese

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Christmas Pets

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

USING QUILLS

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Ornithologist

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"