Feathered Faith Explorer Gifts

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Family with pets.

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Holy Bible

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'