Feast Resistor Prints

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Running away from change.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"Luddite."