Fearsome Imagination Pillows

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cover story: Picasso

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Witches Brew

Art Student

Ark Welding

Farmer Doll!

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'I love an employee who withers under my touch.'

Favourite things!

Artist's Imagination

Slug Nightmares

Prisoner

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Playing Cowboys and Indians

Wheelburrows.

When I said He's gone to the other side, Frank, that's not what I meant.

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

'Hold on, we're gonna fly!'

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

"Ma'am, your anti-fungal medicines have arrived."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

'My fear of heights ensure I never take the moral high ground.'

If that's for me, I'm here, technically, although in my mind I'm on a beach in the Bahamas with Jennifer Lawrence. Ring.

'It doesn't say anything about a dishwasher blasting off into space.'