Fearless Speakers Pillows

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Fear of news.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Zoo dentist.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Burglar Alarm.

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'