Fearless Speakers Pillows

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Fear of news.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Things that scare Jimmy

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Zoo dentist.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Falling Down: Horror Movies for Leaves

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

Burglar Alarm.

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'