Fearless Motivator Mugs

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

GCSEs

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Don't have nightmares!

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'