Fearless Foodie Mugs

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

"Kids eat free before six o'clock."

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

Real Confessions

"I'd like to order one large pizza with traditional toppings that have stood the test of time..."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

Pasta

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash