Fearless Flyer Prints

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Flying for dummies.

Starting is the scariest part.

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Try Bob's Flight School

Parachuter has 'Watch out' stamped on his feet.

'He can't stand heights.'

Casual skydiving.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

"If at first you don't succeed..."

"Scared of spiders! Is that it?"

"I don't care if it will give you a wedgie. Pop the chute!"

What do you mean vertigo ?

"Who wants to go first?"

Hang gliding with Death

"Make sure to land on all fours!"

'Now I'm worried. Someone said the part in the movie about why the airplane crashes was cut out!'

'As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"We've landed safely sir, can I have my knickers back?"

In Case of Emergency

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Parachuting bishop.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."