Fearless Educator Mugs

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

People of Courage

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Things that scare Jimmy

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

The Board of Fear

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'