Fearful Flyer Mugs

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"The airline is charging me more because I hate to fly?!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Fear of flying economy class.

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Acrophobia Airways

'It's a bee! Get it off me!!'

'Whose odds would be better if we took separate planes?'

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Here we are."

"Would you like some wings?"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

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"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"