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"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

'Don't hurt it.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'Yes - He's armed.'

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"Next! Is your home killing you? Details...after the break!"

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Trichinosis

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

'I'll need your name, address and social-security number to sell you that book, sir.' - Man purchasing book 'Coping with homeland security'.

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

An awkward fear of heights...

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.