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In Case of Emergency

"Here we are."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Recalculating route..."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Casual skydiving.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"Who wants to go first?"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Starting is the scariest part.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Scary Movies!

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Can I call you back?'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

'As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.'

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

Around the World By Balloon.