Fear Juxtaposer Mugs

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Skiing.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Smite him, my son!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

'My fear of failure keeps me from being honest with you.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"It's really dark in there ."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'