Fda Official Mugs

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Pole Vault Rules

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

VW scandal

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'Purpose of visit?'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"You're on the green list."

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

WTO-Free Traitor.

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

"I have nothing to hide."

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

Ethic Cleansing