Fax Machine Philosopher Prints

Pandora's Fax.

Woman on the phone.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Non Thought For The Day.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Workaholic's Toilet

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Gawk

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

'File this, fax that, take a letter, answer the phone. I'm afraid of being typecast.'

'Of course the school doesn't teach you the Fax of life, dear. How are they supposed to know that our FAX number is (555) 563-5555?'

"We are on fax y'know"

"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"