Fatigued Workers T-Shirts

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"First break since 2008."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Sick

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"I miss the old days."

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"I'm really behind on all my living."

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

"I tho tired."

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

M.D. You feel like you've been burning the candle at both ends? I feel like I've been sticking it in the microwave.