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Tired Guys

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"First break since 2008."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"But MOM, between school, homework, sports and music lessons, I don't have time for time-outs anymore!"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

'No hitting below the belt.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

"You caught us at a bad time, Pete. This is our post-lunch slump."

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'