Fathers Day T-Shirts

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

City Zoo: Day Care

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Playing Fetch.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Louis Armstrong

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'