Fatherly Frontiersman Prints

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

The polar olympics

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Do you mind?!"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

"I only use it for self definition."