Fatherly Frontiersman Prints

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

The polar olympics

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

"Do you mind?!"

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

"You'd think he'd be bored of it all by now, wouldn't you..?"

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."