Fatherhood Adventurer Mugs

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'I mean...'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

It's a Boy

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Baby in Bike Basket

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."