Fatherhood Adventurer Mugs

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I mean...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Baby in Bike Basket

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."