Father-son Dynamics Explorer Prints

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

He wanted a different one.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'