Fast Food Fan Along With Dating T-Shirts

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."