Fast Food Fan Along With Dating T-Shirts

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Can I have flies with that'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'