Give the gift of style and humor with our fast-food executive t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their profession with a fun, personal twist they’ll love to wear.
It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I'm devastated. My favorite fast-food place is cheating on me. That's what it feels like, anyway. It's Burger King! Burger King's moving its headquarters to Canada to weasel out of paying taxes! I feel so betrayed. How do I deal with this betrayal, Sadie?! You sound a lot like the CEO of McDonald's. McWhat? Never heard of it.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."
"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"
Menu Dating
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'
"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."
'Is this still America?'
'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."
'Can I have flies with that'
"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"
'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
43AD: Romans invade Britain.
'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'
Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.
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