Fast Eater Prints

'I wish you wouldn't bolt down your dinner.'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'