Fasion Mugs

The pierced mans nose ring gets stuck on his door chain

The Artist

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Extreme miming"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Filet minion

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Walt Disney on ice."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Happy Birthday!"