Fashionista On A Budget Prints

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

Economy clothing shop with barrels in the window

The Walk of Shame

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Fashion Nursery School

Electricity Bills

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

Girl trying to be a woman

Bad times for retirees.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Where Mom used to take you.

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Budget cure

Vogue Trader

Stay at home

Wooly mammoth

'I knew it was going to cost me when I noticed the mahogany tongue depressor'