Fashionista Feathers Pillows

"I got tired of webbed feet."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"