Fashionista Bee Fan Mugs

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Nice haircut."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Ariana Grande caricature

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Elvis Presley

"It's dress down day!"

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Shopping Torture

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Hired Morning Suit

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'