Fashionista Bee Fan Mugs

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Nice haircut."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Ariana Grande caricature

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Shoe Whore

Shopping Torture

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Hired Morning Suit