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Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Style or Parody? - You Decide.

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Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'They're pinching my toes!'

Geri Halliwell.

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

We have skule clothes.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"You're looking very autumnal."

This suits tighter than my skin!

Why do men wear long short pants?

Christmas Hat Tree

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

African Python bag.

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Look designer pollution.'

Caribou With Big Plans.

A dressed crab

Clothes Make the man...

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."