Fashionably Funny Prints

'You'll grow into it!'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Advocado

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."