Fashion T-Shirts

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

Have a day.

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"I love it. Who did it?"

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

The struggle between good and luxury good.

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Hipster Island

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Not too much off the back.'

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

'We're from Manhattan."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

The Fall Collection

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"If they fit, we can return them."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."