Fashion Models Mugs

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

These models are starting much too young.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Haute Suture

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A women in a shoeshop.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.