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'When he said he collected models, I thought he meant little plastic planes ...'

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That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Jerry Lordan

The latest in Eyewear.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Miranda Kerr

London Fashion Week.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Life drawing class.

SAGE (unknown model)

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

"I'm so hungry I could eat half a sandwich."