Fashion Influencer Prints

Fashion Week 2021

Lady imitating fashion

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Changing Minds

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Influence this."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"