Fashion Fusion Specialist Mugs

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Waiting for Pants

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I'll take it!'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Casual Thursday

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Trendies, INC

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'Note the bold use of gray.'