Fashion Fusion Lover Pillows

"Whoa! Do I look that Viking-y?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snoopy with Laptop

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Casual Thursday

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Suits 50% Off

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

Hospital gown pageant.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Pamplona 500

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Cowpunk

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I like a man in a suit.'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'Not the funky chicken?'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Highlights

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."