Fashion Forward Furry Fan Pillows

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Overkill, dude."

Puss in Heels

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Cat's Pajamas

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"Bob's more realistic."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Dog Days

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

Bear falls in love with fur clad lady

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

"We decided to make pillows out of Buddy's fur. As you can see, he sheds a lot."