Fashion Forward Feline Lovers Pillows

"We have a fascinating new range of Human-eye contact lenses."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cats on the couch.

The Cat Spa

"So who is this First pet?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

Covid-19, Mask Up

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Too cute for comfort.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

Cat's Pajamas

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Bob's more realistic."

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Tartan Coats

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