Fashion Forward Feline Lovers Pillows

"We have a fascinating new range of Human-eye contact lenses."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

The Cat Spa

Cats on the couch.

"So who is this First pet?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Puss in Heels

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Too cute for comfort.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

Cat's Pajamas

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

Cat

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

"Bob's more realistic."