Fashion-forward Equestrian Prints

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'

'Hey ladies! Check out my go faster stripes!'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for the looser suit this year...'

Zoom Rodeos

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Relaxing in the Saddle

Boris Bike

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

'Do these pants make my butte look big?'

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

Grip will improve with experience.

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

A horse contemplates what to wear

"I like you in a tie."

"Your card is overwrought."

'I've got to cut your payment. Your clothes are fancier than mine!'

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'