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'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Teenagers!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Tut and Carmen.

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."