Fashion Existentialist Prints

'I have no idea what shoes and pocketbooks are, but those words give me the willies.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Mall of ages

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

The Hooligan.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Style

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

Getting older is...When you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Interactive Underwear