Fashion Critiquer Prints

"For this I rose from the dead?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Men talking about the boots of the period

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'